But then as I entered my third and fourth year of life, mastering the human language way too early according to my mother, my parents realized that some of the musicals I watched, might not be appropriate. I would sing "Sodomy" from HAIR not knowing at all what the words meant, but thinking that pretty blonde boy had a nice voice.
But it was after I walked around in my little pigtails, perfectly annunciating, "Keep your filthy paws off my silky draw's" that my parents had to then censor the musicals. All that was left was Disney.
The chicks will what??
This engrained in my heart a special place for all things Disney. I watched The Dumbo Show and Disney music videos while I tearily swallowed down my Cream of Wheat before school every morning. Disney's movies ran on repeat. I grew up thinking one day I would be like one of those Disney princesses, singing through a magical forest of friendly little woodland creatures and flittering blue birds.
I confess all of this because us Hands were discussing writing about movies we love that everyone hates and that made me think of T.V.'s shows of the same. Yes, I am a thirty-six year old woman who loves to watch Disney's Austin & Ally, but here's why. This is why Disney has always worked for me. I love that each episode wraps up so easily at the end. There's no Lost-esque mystery and wonder at the end. It's wholesome and, yes, cheesy, but ultimately it's a break from the realities that replace our castles and Prince Charmings. It's an escape from the dreary world in the most extreme way possible with fun music and dance numbers, outrageous escapades and zany misadventures, complete with requisite Canadian comedian actor (just ignore them after they grow up and leave the Magical Kingdom to "twerk" all over You Tube.)
No songs about Sodomy here!
There's not much depth and that's great. That's what T.V. is sometimes supposed to be--entertainment; good old-fashion, unapologetic entertainment with a poppy song and a happily ever after.